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I know exactly where we are...where the [beep] are we?! FIRST, let me say, I do not claim to be incubus and Mike Einziger's number one fan. Don't you hate when people make pompous remarks like that? How do you know if you're the biggest fan? Grrrr. Well, anyway, I will not say I am the number one incubus/Mike Einziger fan, but I will say that I am a very very very big fan of the band. Anyway, back on track, if you're here you must either like incubus, Mike Einziger, guitar, or stalking bunnies. In any event, welcome to The Home of the Jawa, DynaMike Einziger ONLiNE. This is a great place to be for all you want/need to know about the greatness that is incubus and Mike Einziger. On this page you see a little boy smiling (at a hippopotamus?). I wonder why. Well, that dude above is smiling (sort of...not really) because you're checking out his little cubby hole. If you want to know more about the guy with the guitar, check out the panel above for all your Mike wants, needs, desires, etc. If you think this site sucks and you could make a better one any day, then go do it! The more incubus/Mike love, the better! Anyway, enough of my rambling...come on in, sit down, relax, and last, but definitely not least, enjoy . . .
Surgeon General's Warning!If you do not like cheesy jokes or just hate me, you will not enjoy my humor. It is primarily based on my severe lack of wit. This does NOT, however, mean that you will not enjoy my site. You can still find an abundance of Mike photos, Mike/Incubus information, and you may even make some friends in the process. That's always a plus, right? So, all you nay-sayers, just take a look around and let me know what you think. You just might be surprised...
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A Little Note from the Bunny Well, well well, if you're here right now, consider yourself internet-savvy. This is a relatively new and reportedly "hard-to-find" site that is just seeing the light of day. Things may be slow from time to time (remember, I'm in school), so don't forget: PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE. Just think of it as seasonal unemployment. Ugh, I don't think I've ever made an economy joke. I think I should stay away from it, don't you? Or, perhaps you didn't even know it was an econ joke and maybe you even thought it was funny! Getting carried away? Yeah, you're right. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah ... don't worry; I'm going to spend all the time I have working on this mofo. For a quick overview of the site check out the outline below.
Jawa's Home: basic introduction to the site and what it's all about
New Skin: site updates and important news on incubus
Mikey FAQs: frequently asked questions about Mike
When Mikey Attacks Vol. 1: page chock full o' Einziger
When Mikey Attacks Vol. 2: another page of Mikey pictures
When Mikey Attacks Vol. 3: yep, you guessed it -- more visuals from the Mikester
Conscientious Objectors' Corner: hmm...go there and see
Mikey Message Board: chat it up with fellow incubus fans
Fan Foyer: all about fan contribution
Mikey's Banners: come pick out a cool/nerdy/lame/funny banner to slap onto your site
Related Artists: learn about new music, featuring a full song from each band
Odds and Ends: fun polls and nerdy tests to have a laugh with
Links: some super spiffy places on the web
About the Bunny: buff up on your Bunny trivia here
Contact the Bunny: if you want to contact me directly
Thank You's: my tribute to those who helped
Guest Book: broken links? complaints? suggestions? death threats? bring it on
IMPORTANT: ALTHOUGH I TRY MY VERY BEST TO MAKE THIS SITE COMPATIBLE WITH ALL BROWSERS, I USE NETSCAPE 6, SO IF YOU ARE USING INTERNET EXPLORER, SOME PAGES/FEATURES WILL NOT BE VISIBLE OR MAY BE OUT OF SORTS. HOPEFULLY, HOWEVER, YOU ARE FULLY ABLE TO EXPERIENCE THE CAPABILITIES OF THIS SITE. THANKS!
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